NoiseLang
Shares rank 149 of 163 programming languages by recommenders
People enjoy experimenting with NoiseLang and find its API useful, though critics say the language itself is weak and not for production use.
People enjoy experimenting with NoiseLang and find its API useful, though critics say the language itself is weak and not for production use.
6 people gave an opinion
- recommend it
- 5
- criticize it
- 1
- approval share
- 83%
Recommended in 1 of 13 months
- November 2025: not recommended
- December 2025: not recommended
- January 2026: not recommended
- February 2026: not recommended
- March 2026: not recommended
- April 2026: not recommended
- May 2026: not recommended
- June 2026: not recommended
- July 2026: recommended
- August 2026: not recommended
- September 2026: not recommended
- October 2026: not recommended
- November 2026: not recommended (month in progress)
Why it doesn’t carry the badge
- 5 people recommend itNeeds 10 or more, not met.
- 5 recommenders for every criticNeeds 2 to 1 or better, met.
- Recommended in 1 of 13 monthsNeeds 4 or more, not met.
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What people say about it
The reasons people give, with the number of comments that give each one. Open a reason to read what they said.
Why people recommend it
Each mark is one comment
Fun to experiment with
“Definitely going to play around with this, thanks for posting.”
Comment from 8 Jul 2026 in “NoiseLang: Where N = 5 is a Dirac delta” “i always wanted something like this. i love it.”
Comment from 8 Jul 2026 in “NoiseLang: Where N = 5 is a Dirac delta”
What people warn about
Each mark is one comment
Not for production use
“every language feature works in your favor too, but agree with you, i would not use my own language for anything production”
Comment from 8 Jul 2026 in “NoiseLang: Where N = 5 is a Dirac delta” Language design criticized
“The API is useful, language is not”
Comment from 8 Jul 2026 in “NoiseLang: Where N = 5 is a Dirac delta”
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All 6 comments that mention it, newest first. Each links to the original comment.
“i always wanted something like this. i love it.”
“I didn’t really see loops being handled here.”
“every language feature works in your favor too, but agree with you, i would not use my own language for anything production”
“their impl can compile to wasm, which makes giving an online interpreter simpler/lighter weight than relying on running python in the browser”
“The API is useful, language is not”
“Definitely going to play around with this, thanks for posting.”
Counts come from 1,795,640 Hacker News comments, November 2025 to November 2026. How we count. Report a mistake.