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Impossible Machines

Shares rank 133 of 163 programming languages by recommenders

People recommend it as a clean, interesting way to declare behavior for the physical world, and say it is fun to experiment with.

People recommend it as a clean, interesting way to declare behavior for the physical world, and say it is fun to experiment with.

6 people gave an opinion

recommend it
6
criticize it
0
approval share
100%
Each figure is one person. RecommendsCriticizes

Recommended in 1 of 13 months

  1. November 2025: not recommended
  2. December 2025: not recommended
  3. January 2026: not recommended
  4. February 2026: not recommended
  5. March 2026: not recommended
  6. April 2026: not recommended
  7. May 2026: not recommended
  8. June 2026: not recommended
  9. July 2026: not recommended
  10. August 2026: not recommended
  11. September 2026: not recommended
  12. October 2026: recommended
  13. November 2026: not recommended (month in progress)

Why it doesn’t carry the badge

  • 6 people recommend itNeeds 10 or more, not met.
  • Nobody criticizes itNeeds 2 to 1 or better, met.
  • Recommended in 1 of 13 monthsNeeds 4 or more, not met.

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What people say about it

The reasons people give, with the number of comments that give each one. Open a reason to read what they said.

Why people recommend it

Each mark is one comment

  • Interesting idea for programming physical world

    “This is cool! I think it would be interesting to expand the language of the world.”

    Comment from 23 Oct 2026 in “Show HN: Impossible Machines: declaratively program the physical world”

    “This is actually very interesting idea you had.”

    Comment from 23 Oct 2026 in “Show HN: Impossible Machines: declaratively program the physical world”

Other programming languages people recommend

The four most recommended other programming languages, with the same counts for each, so you can compare like for like. The tick on each bar marks the 2 to 1 line the badge needs.

Impossible Machines compared with 4 alternatives
ProductRecommendCriticizeApprovalMonthsOwnedBadge
Rust2,03997368%134 yrs118 ownersApproved
Go1,25465166%135.9 yrs63 owners—
Python1,06782157%1218 yrs64 owners—
Zig74344962%121 yr27 owners—
Impossible MachinesThis page60100%1——
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What people said

5 of the 6 comments that mention it, newest first. Each links to the original comment.

“This is great. Had fun playing around with it.”

RecommendsComment from 26 Oct 2026 in “Show HN: Impossible Machines: declaratively program the physical world”

“This is a clean take on Go.”

RecommendsComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “Show HN: Impossible Machines: declaratively program the physical world”

“This is actually very interesting idea you had.”

RecommendsComment from 23 Oct 2026 in “Show HN: Impossible Machines: declaratively program the physical world”

“Neat that they simulated air pressure too.”

RecommendsComment from 23 Oct 2026 in “Show HN: Impossible Machines: declaratively program the physical world”

“This is cool! I think it would be interesting to expand the language of the world.”

RecommendsComment from 23 Oct 2026 in “Show HN: Impossible Machines: declaratively program the physical world”

Counts come from 1,795,640 Hacker News comments, November 2025 to November 2026. How we count. Report a mistake.