Goose programming language
Ranked 48 of 163 programming languages by recommenders
Recommended for memory safety, compact flat data layouts and functional features, and for its design ideas. Critics say the docs read as AI-generated and the benchmarks are tiny.
Recommended for memory safety, compact flat data layouts and functional features, and for its design ideas. Critics say the docs read as AI-generated and the benchmarks are tiny.
65 people gave an opinion
- recommend it
- 39
- criticize it
- 26
- approval share
- 60%
Recommended in 2 of 13 months
- November 2025: not recommended
- December 2025: not recommended
- January 2026: not recommended
- February 2026: not recommended
- March 2026: not recommended
- April 2026: not recommended
- May 2026: not recommended
- June 2026: not recommended
- July 2026: not recommended
- August 2026: not recommended
- September 2026: recommended
- October 2026: recommended
- November 2026: not recommended (month in progress)
Why it doesn’t carry the badge
- 39 people recommend itNeeds 10 or more, met.
- 1.5 recommenders for every criticNeeds 2 to 1 or better, not met.
- Recommended in 2 of 13 monthsNeeds 4 or more, not met.
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What people say about it
The reasons people give, with the number of comments that give each one. Open a reason to read what they said.
Why people recommend it
Each mark is one comment
Compact flat data saves memory
“The relative references and built in binary structure validation also enable direct memory mapping of data structures”
Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “Safer, faster and less memory than Rust/C++ for algorithms where tightly packed, flat data structures matter.”
Comment from 7 Oct 2026 in “Goose: Safer, faster and <memory than Rust/C++ for algos where flat data matters” “And these strings in Goose are 6 bytes, while the ones in C++ are apparently 16 to 24 bytes each.”
Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” - Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
- Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
Memory safe, no undefined behavior
“Goose has no "unsafe" feature, and no undefined behavior, and is fully memory safe.”
Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “Goose proves it to be safe at compile time, with simple readable code.”
Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” Clear, legible docs
“The documentation is clear about what the language does. You can download it and test it out if you like”
Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “The docs are perfectly legible and to the point.”
Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” Good functional programming support
“It has great support for higher order functions and other functional patterns”
Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “Goose checks off a lot of my dream language syntax features.”
Comment from 26 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
What people warn about
Each mark is one comment
Docs read as AI-generated
“it was implemented by LLM instead of explored by someone with curiosity”
Comment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language” “These AI generated docs would make more sense if you instruct it to not include numbers unless they form a complete example.”
Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “if you can't be arsed to write them down in your own words but instead make me read AI generated slop I am out”
Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” - Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
- Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
Speed claims rest on tiny benchmarks
“the benchmarks are tiny, and it’s likely that Goose was tuned on them.”
Comment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language” “How can you claim Goose is faster than C++, i.e. faster than the language whose subset (i.e. C) it compiles to?”
Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “You need a test suite comprised of a wide variety of real world programs, not 16 microbenchmarks”
Comment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language” Marketing-heavy readme, hidden limits
“Negatives of the language as a brief point 18 on the tutorial makes the negatives look hidden.”
Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “Almost every word on the front page readme is a features and benefits sales pitch.”
Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “Within the first couple of paragraphs and bullets it made a completely false claim”
Comment from 26 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” Not new, just safer existing patterns
“Goose isn't doing anything special there. What it is doing is doing the same with better safety guarantees”
Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language” “Isn’t this just re-inventing the index arena pattern, which nullifies much of the benefit over rust?”
Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
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See all 163 programming languages, rankedWhat people said
40 of the 83 comments that mention it, newest first. Each links to the original comment.
“Within the first couple of paragraphs and bullets it made a completely false claim”
“Goose checks off a lot of my dream language syntax features.”
“Because you really can't do all the static checking and convenience like that with a library.”
“Goose isn't doing anything special there. What it is doing is doing the same with better safety guarantees”
“Goose proves it to be safe at compile time, with simple readable code.”
“How can you claim Goose is faster than C++, i.e. faster than the language whose subset (i.e. C) it compiles to?”
“It has great support for higher order functions and other functional patterns”
“The main page was such obvious AI slop that I didn't bother looking further”
“From 17MB ram usage to 6MB ram usage.”
“And these strings in Goose are 6 bytes, while the ones in C++ are apparently 16 to 24 bytes each.”
“It's less being slop and more being technical bomb drop”
“That's just not true especially when the author designed the language with the LLM like he says in the end”
“All is in pretty good taste, and I like what I've seen so far.”
“I had a really strong design in mind that I think should exist.”
“Almost every word on the front page readme is a features and benefits sales pitch.”
“if you can't be arsed to write them down in your own words but instead make me read AI generated slop I am out”
“I've having a blast writing Goose code by hand in my spare time”
“Negatives of the language as a brief point 18 on the tutorial makes the negatives look hidden.”
“The documentation is clear about what the language does. You can download it and test it out if you like”
“The docs are perfectly legible and to the point.”
“I would throw the entire docs out and write it from scratch in your own words”
“Goose has no "unsafe" feature, and no undefined behavior, and is fully memory safe.”
“The concepts seem interesting but it's painful to wade through stuff like”
“The idea is that you don’t need to make representable all programs: a language for a restricted purpose is ok.”
“Isn’t this just re-inventing the index arena pattern, which nullifies much of the benefit over rust?”
“It is much more reference safe since you are only ever freeing stuff in a certain context”
“This doesn't seem like something you could easily represent.”
“Most of my current Goose projects are games, not surprisingly”
“Not optimized for reallocation. Creates pressure to overload types, making secure software unattainable.”
“These AI generated docs would make more sense if you instruct it to not include numbers unless they form a complete example.”
“It makes for big space savings vs these languages.”
“This is really nice because allocating memory is just adding to the pointer”
“cover pages need some better TL;DR, about the purpose.”
“The relative references and built in binary structure validation also enable direct memory mapping of data structures”
“Safer, faster and less memory than Rust/C++ for algorithms where tightly packed, flat data structures matter.”
“I can at least see the value proposition clearly-enough that it seems really cool.”
“You need a test suite comprised of a wide variety of real world programs, not 16 microbenchmarks”
“an expert language designer using a tool to explore an idea they otherwise wouldn't have time for”
“it was implemented by LLM instead of explored by someone with curiosity”
“the benchmarks are tiny, and it’s likely that Goose was tuned on them.”
Counts come from 1,795,640 Hacker News comments, November 2025 to November 2026. How we count. Report a mistake.