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Goose programming language

Ranked 48 of 163 programming languages by recommenders

Recommended for memory safety, compact flat data layouts and functional features, and for its design ideas. Critics say the docs read as AI-generated and the benchmarks are tiny.

Recommended for memory safety, compact flat data layouts and functional features, and for its design ideas. Critics say the docs read as AI-generated and the benchmarks are tiny.

65 people gave an opinion

recommend it
39
criticize it
26
approval share
60%
Each figure is one person. RecommendsCriticizes

Recommended in 2 of 13 months

  1. November 2025: not recommended
  2. December 2025: not recommended
  3. January 2026: not recommended
  4. February 2026: not recommended
  5. March 2026: not recommended
  6. April 2026: not recommended
  7. May 2026: not recommended
  8. June 2026: not recommended
  9. July 2026: not recommended
  10. August 2026: not recommended
  11. September 2026: recommended
  12. October 2026: recommended
  13. November 2026: not recommended (month in progress)

Why it doesn’t carry the badge

  • 39 people recommend itNeeds 10 or more, met.
  • 1.5 recommenders for every criticNeeds 2 to 1 or better, not met.
  • Recommended in 2 of 13 monthsNeeds 4 or more, not met.

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What people say about it

The reasons people give, with the number of comments that give each one. Open a reason to read what they said.

Why people recommend it

Each mark is one comment

  • Compact flat data saves memory

    “The relative references and built in binary structure validation also enable direct memory mapping of data structures”

    Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “Safer, faster and less memory than Rust/C++ for algorithms where tightly packed, flat data structures matter.”

    Comment from 7 Oct 2026 in “Goose: Safer, faster and <memory than Rust/C++ for algos where flat data matters”

    “And these strings in Goose are 6 bytes, while the ones in C++ are apparently 16 to 24 bytes each.”

    Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
  • Memory safe, no undefined behavior

    “Goose has no "unsafe" feature, and no undefined behavior, and is fully memory safe.”

    Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “Goose proves it to be safe at compile time, with simple readable code.”

    Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
  • Clear, legible docs

    “The documentation is clear about what the language does. You can download it and test it out if you like”

    Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “The docs are perfectly legible and to the point.”

    Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
  • Good functional programming support

    “It has great support for higher order functions and other functional patterns”

    Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “Goose checks off a lot of my dream language syntax features.”

    Comment from 26 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

What people warn about

Each mark is one comment

  • Docs read as AI-generated

    “it was implemented by LLM instead of explored by someone with curiosity”

    Comment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language”

    “These AI generated docs would make more sense if you instruct it to not include numbers unless they form a complete example.”

    Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “if you can't be arsed to write them down in your own words but instead make me read AI generated slop I am out”

    Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
  • Speed claims rest on tiny benchmarks

    “the benchmarks are tiny, and it’s likely that Goose was tuned on them.”

    Comment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language”

    “How can you claim Goose is faster than C++, i.e. faster than the language whose subset (i.e. C) it compiles to?”

    Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “You need a test suite comprised of a wide variety of real world programs, not 16 microbenchmarks”

    Comment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language”
  • Marketing-heavy readme, hidden limits

    “Negatives of the language as a brief point 18 on the tutorial makes the negatives look hidden.”

    Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “Almost every word on the front page readme is a features and benefits sales pitch.”

    Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “Within the first couple of paragraphs and bullets it made a completely false claim”

    Comment from 26 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”
  • Not new, just safer existing patterns

    “Goose isn't doing anything special there. What it is doing is doing the same with better safety guarantees”

    Comment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

    “Isn’t this just re-inventing the index arena pattern, which nullifies much of the benefit over rust?”

    Comment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

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What people said

40 of the 83 comments that mention it, newest first. Each links to the original comment.

“Within the first couple of paragraphs and bullets it made a completely false claim”

CriticizesComment from 26 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Goose checks off a lot of my dream language syntax features.”

RecommendsComment from 26 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Because you really can't do all the static checking and convenience like that with a library.”

RecommendsComment from 26 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Goose isn't doing anything special there. What it is doing is doing the same with better safety guarantees”

MixedComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Goose proves it to be safe at compile time, with simple readable code.”

RecommendsComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“How can you claim Goose is faster than C++, i.e. faster than the language whose subset (i.e. C) it compiles to?”

CriticizesComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“It has great support for higher order functions and other functional patterns”

RecommendsComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“The main page was such obvious AI slop that I didn't bother looking further”

CriticizesComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“From 17MB ram usage to 6MB ram usage.”

RecommendsComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“And these strings in Goose are 6 bytes, while the ones in C++ are apparently 16 to 24 bytes each.”

RecommendsComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“It's less being slop and more being technical bomb drop”

MixedComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“That's just not true especially when the author designed the language with the LLM like he says in the end”

RecommendsComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“All is in pretty good taste, and I like what I've seen so far.”

RecommendsComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“I had a really strong design in mind that I think should exist.”

RecommendsComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Almost every word on the front page readme is a features and benefits sales pitch.”

CriticizesComment from 25 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“if you can't be arsed to write them down in your own words but instead make me read AI generated slop I am out”

CriticizesComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“I've having a blast writing Goose code by hand in my spare time”

RecommendsComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Negatives of the language as a brief point 18 on the tutorial makes the negatives look hidden.”

CriticizesComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“The documentation is clear about what the language does. You can download it and test it out if you like”

RecommendsComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“The docs are perfectly legible and to the point.”

RecommendsComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“I would throw the entire docs out and write it from scratch in your own words”

CriticizesComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Goose has no "unsafe" feature, and no undefined behavior, and is fully memory safe.”

MixedComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“The concepts seem interesting but it's painful to wade through stuff like”

MixedComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“The idea is that you don’t need to make representable all programs: a language for a restricted purpose is ok.”

MixedComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Isn’t this just re-inventing the index arena pattern, which nullifies much of the benefit over rust?”

CriticizesComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“It is much more reference safe since you are only ever freeing stuff in a certain context”

RecommendsComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“This doesn't seem like something you could easily represent.”

MixedComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Most of my current Goose projects are games, not surprisingly”

RecommendsComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Not optimized for reallocation. Creates pressure to overload types, making secure software unattainable.”

MixedComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“These AI generated docs would make more sense if you instruct it to not include numbers unless they form a complete example.”

CriticizesComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“It makes for big space savings vs these languages.”

RecommendsComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“This is really nice because allocating memory is just adding to the pointer”

RecommendsComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“cover pages need some better TL;DR, about the purpose.”

MixedComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“The relative references and built in binary structure validation also enable direct memory mapping of data structures”

RecommendsComment from 24 Oct 2026 in “The Goose Programming Language”

“Safer, faster and less memory than Rust/C++ for algorithms where tightly packed, flat data structures matter.”

RecommendsComment from 7 Oct 2026 in “Goose: Safer, faster and <memory than Rust/C++ for algos where flat data matters”

“I can at least see the value proposition clearly-enough that it seems really cool.”

MixedComment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language”

“You need a test suite comprised of a wide variety of real world programs, not 16 microbenchmarks”

CriticizesComment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language”

“an expert language designer using a tool to explore an idea they otherwise wouldn't have time for”

RecommendsComment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language”

“it was implemented by LLM instead of explored by someone with curiosity”

MixedComment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language”

“the benchmarks are tiny, and it’s likely that Goose was tuned on them.”

MixedComment from 18 Sep 2026 in “Goose Programming Language”

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